The Ultimate Sandwich

I know this doesn't fit with ANYTHING that I would normally post here but I received this 'recipe' this morning and felt it was too good not to share!! So without further ado... The Ultimate Sandwich!!

   "The Ultimate MAN Sandwich"

Here’s what you are going to need...     I used a loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 rib eye steaks, 1 lb. mushrooms, an onion and some BACON.         Hollow-out the bread . . . Cook it ! Try to leave the steaks a little rare as they will carry over cook a little more in the sandwich         Shove one of the steaks in the bread... Sauce the steak I like to have to halves of the sandwich different so I use half thick worchschire sauce and half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce.     Layer of BACON     Did I mention BACON?!?!     layer of Swiss cheese.     Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can.     Then the other steak along with the juices from the pan.     Just a little more sauce.     Top off with more Swiss.     Put the top of the loaf back on.         Wrap in butchers paper. Wrap in foil. Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down. Now weight and wait and wait. 140 lbs of weight and let it sit for 4 hours Take weight off. Cut, eat and enjoy . . .

And there you have it, folks, the ultimate sandwich! Now some of you may be asking yourselves, "What happens with the 3rd steak?" I had the same question until I came to the realization that the 3rd steak was meant to tide you over during that 4 hour period while you are waiting for the 'sandwich' to be done! Enjoy!! 

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